Scene Description:
It's the fuck of the Irish, and everyone's getting wrecked today! Samantha Saint is seething when her deadbeat boyfriend Steve bails on her to hit his alma mater's basketball game with his rowdy college bros. Then Steve's horny pal Johnny shows up at the door expecting to guzzle kegs of beer and slam Irish Car Bombs at the bar, but Samantha shuts him down hard. Both of them are left horny and pissed, with Samantha due at work soon, so St. Patrick's Day looks like total shit. But this filthy leprechaun slut Samantha Saint Paddy and sinful Johnny strike a dripping pot of gold at the end of the rainbow when they decide to raw-dog it behind Steve's back! Slainte!
